Khujus admi
Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se Iodex Le Kar
Aao
Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge
Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao
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