Wife subah husband ko namaz k liay jagati hai.

Husband: yaar sonay do qaza parh longa.

Wife: Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahi deti.

Husband: Shariat 4 shadion ki ijazat bhi to deti hai.

Wife: So jao, so jao, Allah pak bara Ghafoor ur Rahim hai. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 551 views

Motape ka ilaaj

Docter:motape ka aik hi ilaj hai ap roz aik roti khaya karo,
mareez:ye roti khana khane se pehly khani hai ya khana khane k baad

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se
kaha, aapne aurat ko itna sundar
kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse
pyaar kar sako.”

Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna
bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki
wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Financial Management

Financial Management!

A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nurse to patient with bleeding

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta

Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)