4 shadion ki ijazat
Wife subah husband ko namaz k liay jagati hai.
Husband: yaar sonay do qaza parh longa.
Wife: Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahi deti.
Husband: Shariat 4 shadion ki ijazat bhi to deti hai.
Wife: So jao, so jao, Allah pak bara Ghafoor ur Rahim hai. :)
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