Wife subah husband ko namaz k liay jagati hai.

Husband: yaar sonay do qaza parh longa.

Wife: Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahi deti.

Husband: Shariat 4 shadion ki ijazat bhi to deti hai.

Wife: So jao, so jao, Allah pak bara Ghafoor ur Rahim hai. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 706 views

Pathan ki b.v

Pathan:parso meri bivi kunwe me gir gai bahot chot lagi chila rahi thi
friend :ab kaisi hai?

Pathan :ab theak hai kal se kunwe se awaz nai aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy

Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli mar k dekhlo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was in an airplane going

Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing,

Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent.

Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,

Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?

Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sheher-e-Ishq

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)