TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 476 views

English Paper

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par "WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main "DIG" gya.

hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...

by Shafqat Ali (few years ago!)

At Once

TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha.

Arey Tum To Bade Sidhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kiya”

Sher Gusse Se Bola: “Arey Sale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi – Itni Badi Billi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

diplomacy

Diplomacy of women
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They hate it when you ask their age?

but they would kill you if you forget their birthday :D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

A nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)