Bank
A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend
GF : Honey where are you ?
BF : I'm at the bank.
GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
BF : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank"
of a river ..
Do you want fish ??"
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 615 views
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