Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 656 views
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