Ghar Pe Guest Aa Rahe Hai

Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Pappu, Aaj Teri Maa Do Bistar Kyun Laga Rahi Hai?”

Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”

Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”

Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”

Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 309 views
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