Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli
Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.
Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”
Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 529 views
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