3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 267 views
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