Johny johny,yes papa
Johny johny,yes papa
R u A d0ct0r? Yes papa
Any motivation? No papa,
lots of tension? Yes papa,
family life? No papa,
BP-sugar? Yes papa
annual income? hahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 595 views
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