Pati: aaj sunday hai

Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.

Patni: teen kyu?

Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 285 views
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The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"

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