Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hui,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views

Pathan

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa Arz Kiya Hai

Santa- arz kiya hai.

Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi,

Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If ever in your l

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhooka Baccha

Ek din Mummy ne Chunnu se kaha,"bete,tumhare mama ane waale hain to bazar se kuch khaane ko lao."

Chunnu bazaar se samose, nimbu aur kele le kar aaya..

Aate-aate usse bhook lagi toh woh samose kha gaya..

Fir bandar kele le gaya aur nimbu gutter mein gir gaya..

Ghar aakar Mummy ne poochcha: Kya lekar aaye?

Chunnu bola: Damadam mast kalandar, samose pet ke andar, kela le gaya bandat, nimbu gutter ke andar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dear sun

Dear sun

Ziada Emran Hashmi na banAngry th0ra fasla rakh yaar -(...

Sincerely,

The Earth

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)