Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hui,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 306 views
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