*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.

"FÄRÄZ".

Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k

12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main

Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 515 views

Sardar will Marry Again

Sardar’s Wife Dies:
He Is Calm

But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..

Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maf karo baba

Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik patient

Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.

Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),.......

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)