Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views

Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto

Sardar :
Cant You Read The Board
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer and tech support

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Telescope

An astronomer was watching the sky from his
telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star
falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you
made!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 glass pani de do

Boy:abbu 1 glass pani dedo
abbu:khud uth k pe lo
boy:plz de do na
abbu:ab manga to thaphar marunga
boy:thapar marne ao to pani lete ana

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Galti hone pe maafi magne

Tchr:Galti hone pe maafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
Stud:Samajhdar.

Tchr:Aur galti na hone pe b mafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?



Stud:Boyfrnd...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)