Papa: Beta, teri mummi aaj itni khamosh kaise?

Beta: Papa, mummy ne lipguard manga tha, mene fevicol pakda diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 571 views

3 larkiun baad larka hya

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad
mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blonde Getting A Hair Cut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband confuse hogaya

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogaya
Ke biwi se kia bolon!!
.
Akhir wo bola
.
Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I Student You

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message
kiya “i miss u”
.
bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay
jawaab diya:
“i student u”

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 
Banta: Ye Kya Hai? 

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai 

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai 

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)