Husband: tum sari duniya mein
Husband: tum sari duniya mein b dhondo to mujh jaisa dosra nehi miley ga.
Wife: tum kia samajhtey ho,mein doosra b tum jaisa dhondon gi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views
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