Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota bhai-
Papa:Didi ro rhi h jijaji to nhi ro rhe?

Papa-Beta,didi to gate tak royegi,lek in jijaji zindgi bhar roynge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views

1 pathan to second pathan

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?

2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.

1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana kha raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy

sardar.. Me tu khud tang aa gaya haan. ki karan card tay likha tha .......KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa fouj me bharti hua.

santa fouj me bharti hua....

2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....

santa ki topi per goli lagi....

santa ne hathyaar phenk diye

aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maa Banne Wali Hoon

Wife:
Aap Bohat Mote Ho Gaye Ho,

Sardar:
Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Hogayi Ho,

Wife:
Buddhu Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon,

Sardar:
Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)