Santa ka jab antim samay aaya
doke dukhi pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...................
Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:
aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views
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Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.
Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.
Santa: “Ji Apke Ghar Mein Raat Gujarni Hai, Subah Chala Jaunga”
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Santa: “Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Kya?”
Aadmi: “Haan, Kya Karna Hai Bolo”
Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi.“
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