Santa ne Banta se kaha

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 290 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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santa ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
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1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.

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Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar
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Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
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Congratulation!

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Film ka Naam ha,

?Begarat Zameen Par?

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Aaj K Dour Mein Sirf Wohi Insan Sar Utha K Chal Sakta Hai
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Jis k pass MOBILE Na Ho.:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan khushi main

>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
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Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

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