Pappu To Customer Care

Pappu To Customer Care Executive: Sir meri bakri sim kha kar bhag gayi hai…….

Executive: Toh mein kya karu….
Pappu: Dekho kahin roming mein toh nahi chali gayi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 366 views
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