1 car se Popat takra ke behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA... JAIL ? wo driver Mar gaya kya ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views

Santa ka baap

Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni santa:

Maine socha surprise dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

playing cheas

Santa & Banta playin chess... Santa:chal yaar...ab
band karte hain...... Banta:haan thik he...vaise bhi
mera ek haati aur tera ek ghoda hi to bacha he!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great First Parent

The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?", Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)

Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara...

by ashfaq (few years ago!)