Aik pthan yar aaj meri jumme ki nawaz nikal gai
Aik pthan yar aaj meri jumme ki nawaz nikal gai
2nd pthan woh kese ?
1st .yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola apna apna mobile phone band kr do hamara mobile ghar par tha jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya jamaat ho chaka tha
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