Doctor:-(Mareez se)
Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?"
Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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1.sam0se ke sath xtra chatni.
2.golgappe khane ke baad papdi.
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