Doctor:-(Mareez se)

Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?"

Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 299 views
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