Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 332 views
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