once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 656 views

Always remember you're unique

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha film me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi RAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege

Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya

Aur Bola- Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MAULVI SAHIB NE AK DIN ROZA RAKHNAY

MAULVI SAHIB NE AK DIN ROZA RAKHNAY KA IRADA KIA SHAAM KO BIVI KO JALAIBIAN DEEN AUR KAHA K IN KO BHAGO KAR RAKH LAI WO SUBAH SEHRI KARAIN GAY SUBAH HOTAY HI MAULVI SAHIB NE BIVI SE KAHA
MAULVI SAHIB:BEGAM JALEBIAN LE AAO
BIVI:JALAIBIAN TO BILLI KHA GAI HAI
MAULVI SAHIB:CHALO PHIR ROZA BHI BILI RAKHAY GI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.

Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”

Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Line Maarne Kay Tareeqy

Line Maarne Kay Tareeqy

For Both Boys and Girls

Line Maarne K bohat Se Tareeqy Hein
... Jin main Say 3 important Mandarja zail Hein
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1. Pencil Se.;)
2. Pen Se.,;-)
3. Marker Se;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)