The most active person in the world - One who invented alarm.. :(
The laziest person in the world -
One who invented snooze in the alarm!!

by dracula (few years ago!) / 380 views
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Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce,
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Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

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Run for president

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Phatan in College

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Hi, Doing nothin


Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

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by (few years ago!)
Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt

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2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.

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Jeb main pethar

santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha
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name chalta hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek choha shrab ke galass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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