I Ws In A Taxi Wen The Taxi Driver
I Ws In A Taxi Wen The Taxi Driver Said,
"I Luv Dis Job !!
I'm My Own Boss,
Nd Nobody Tells Me Wat 2 Do"
Den I Replid:Aage Se Left Lena :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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