EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE
EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI
TO BOLI:Oh, I am sorry'..!
SANTA:HI, I am santa singh...
nice to meet
u MISS SORRY..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 518 views
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