Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 669 views

Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!

1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye,Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!

Beta:Ha Papaji
Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai
Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zook-e-Muhabat

Ab TeRe sMs Me Wo Zook-e-Muhabat Nahi Rahi
Dost
LaGta He Tere Sath Bhi Koi Bachi Set HoGai,
(',')/ Bachi K
/).) Chakkar Me
Bhai Ko Bhol Gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa: I played

Santa: I played chess against Viswanathan Anand but I lost..

Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.

Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.

Banta: You are an idiot.
He is actually Left Handed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jeet K B Haar Gaya

Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro

Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO

Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai

Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” ba

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)