RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai
RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai
Grl-Choro na
RAAZ-Tumhare bal ktne khubsurat hai
Grl-Choro na,Aap B
RAAZ-Itne der se chor hi rha tha
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