Apne Janmdin Par Kisko

Maa:Apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?

Pappu:Dadaji ,Mamaji, Chachaji Ko.
Akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

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