Santa was cooking
Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start Dancing & Singing 'HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 562 views
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
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Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
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Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
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What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
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Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
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Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…
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