Abji lene gya.

Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.

Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 478 views
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True Politicial Story

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar's english

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qurabani ka gosht

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
5000 Rs

boy - papa aapne mujhse kaha tha k agar main paas ho gaya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge.

father - haan kaha tha

boy - to aapke liye khush khabri hai, aapke 5000 Rs bach gaye.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Jaag rha hun

Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I.
Banta: Q?
Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna
Dekhta Raha Ki Main
Jaag Raha Hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Propose

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Shareef Larkiyaaan

Shareef Larkiyaaan" aur "DIANASOUR" me common kya hai...??
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simple . . . . !
Dono ab is duniya me nahi rahy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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