Girlfriend boyfriend se
Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views
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by lescol (few years ago!)
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
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Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
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1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
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gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been
cheating u frm past 2 yrs .
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to
wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban
gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar
ban gayi ho.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chhote: Sun bade
Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…
Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe
Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai
Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... ||
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne k chakker main..
Papita wali se papite kharidne k liye bola.
ooi.. ik pappy-ta-dede..
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