Santa : Yaar gadha mithai dekhkar kya sochta hoga ?

Banta : Yahi ki "KAASH YAH MITHAI GHAAS HOTI".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 553 views

Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ker ja rha tha

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship
doobe sabhi doob gaye
.
.
Kaise ??
.
?
.
?
.
Ship band ho gaya tha
.
or
saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chota sardar: Mummy jab mein

Chota sardar: Mummy jab mein raat ko susu karne gaya to bathroom ki light apne aap jal gayi.

Mummy: Oye Khotaya tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere 4 Bachay Hain

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd: Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Larki Totay Se: Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Tota:
Awara Lagtee Ho

Larki:
Tota Badtameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota :
Nahi

Larki Totay Se:
Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge

Tota:
Tumahra Shohar Hoga

Larki:
Agar 2 Admi Ho To

Tota:
Tumhara Shohar And Devar

Larki:
Agar 3 Ho

Tota:
Shohar Devar And Bhai

Larki:
Agar Ho To?

Tota:
Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)