Me naya FM Radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 242 views
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