Santa was weeping
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 535 views
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Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha
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Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,
Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
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Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
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Kion?
,
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