pathan & molvi
Pathan Pehli Martba Namaz Parhne Gaya
Uska Nam Rahmatullah
Tha
Imam Ne Salam Phera
Asalam o
Alekum Wa
Rahmatullah
Pathan:
Wa Alekum Salam
Molvi Sahib Mehrbani.:
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 882 views
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