Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baite ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba meny app kee jacket pehni hui hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 568 views

jisko dekha rote hue dekha

jisko b dekha hai roty huwe dekha hy

"Dost"

ye mohabht kisi tissue company ke saazish to nh.

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

Rajnikath super hero.

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and
helped him by giving money. The beggar is now
called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a
defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball
is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school
whole day. Since then that day is known as
“Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu

Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu, Agar Girlfried Ho Toh Kaisi Honi Chahiye?
Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar Girlfriend Toh Aisi Ho Jiski Ankein Aishwarya Jaisi, Baal Kareena Jaise, Aur Chal Katrina Kaif Jaisi Ho…
Bholu: Pagal Sun, Girlfriend Aisi Ho Jo 5 Logo Ke Beech Khadi Ho Sake, Na Ki Aisi Jisko Dekh Kar 5 Logo Ka Khada Ho Jaaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Which is more important

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

All Scientists Fail To Answer This

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks
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Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating??????

Ans:- Baisan K Pakore.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)