Santa Lost His Cheque Book:

Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,

Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views

died

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
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Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
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Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tum Par Beete Gi To

Tum Par Beete Gi To Tum Bhi Jan Jao Ge,

Faraz..
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Koi Nazron Ke SamNe Se Biryani Le Jae To Kitna Dard Hota Hai..

(".)/ Oye 1 Niwala
<)) To Khila De
_/ à/_ Yaar....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kahan ja rhe ho

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Itni shiddat se

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)