Name of your Car
Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views
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