Judge ( chor se )
Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 473 views
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