Punjabi Female
Ek bar ek male sardar aur uski biwi station gaye, wahan par punjab mail aayi male sardar usme chad gaya aur darwaze se bahar nikal kar apni biwi se bola ki ruk ja abhi punjab female aayegi usme tu ana yeh punjab mail hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 536 views
Similar Jokes
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
We are running a marathon.
The winner will get prize replied one
runner.
Only the winner will get prize!
Then why others are participating!
Exclaimed the Sardar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ques:
Why Do Sardars Have See-Through Lunch Box Lids?
Ans:
So They Can Tell
If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: AMROOD Khany
Bandar:Ye To AAM Ka Darakht Hai
Pathan:Pata Hai Mein AMROOD Sath Laya Hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha Bahar Aaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha
Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”
Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”
Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”
Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la
kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse
gaya hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.
She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?
There isn't even a keyboard attached?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
breaking news:
shahid afridi ny gulshan-e-iqbal block 13 mein tandoor kholny ka faisla kar liya hy.
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;BOOM BOOM CHAPATI
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)