Sardar
True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 540 views
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