Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for

L: Loss of Money
O: Out of Mind
V: Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 526 views

Ande Or Bacche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai

Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.

Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”

Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”

Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ustaad Ki Khidmat Kar Raha

Teacher: Dekho Wo Apnay Ustad ki Khidmat Kar Raha Hai.

Isay apni Zuban May Tehreer Karen.

Student: Woh Dekh NUMBER BARHA RAHA HAI...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)