Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 585 views
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Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,
Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu…….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.
kiya wo phat gaya tha?
Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola
“THAAA”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan went 4 interview
Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boy : My Father’s Name is “Laughing” and My Mother’s Name is “Smiling.”
Teacher : You Must be Kidding..?
Boy : No I am “Joking”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy
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by inayat khan (few years ago!)
I studied but never topped,
today toppers of best universities r my employees.
(Bill Gates)
Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President.
(Zardari).
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)