Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho

Chinese Couple Romance Krtay Huye:
Husband: Chutaki.
Wife: Yuwanini.
Husband: Choka Yoonji Machi, Romi Hoayoo Yakiyo.
Wife Piyar Say Boli: Chimi Yohua, Yakochinda Timsuji.
Husband Muskura Kr: Na Siaou Mina Um Luji.
Wife: Ochu Chin Huya Buyoo Nochi…
Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho,
Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha..
Bass ROMANCE Ka Word Aya Our Pura Message Parh Dala :-D :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 326 views
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