Sardar ki phansi
Police :tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:ha ha ha ha
police:kiun hans rahe ho?
Sardar:me to subah 8 baje uthta hun
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 524 views
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Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
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After 5 minutes,
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He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon
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Sister: "He thinks that he`s a chicken,"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has he been acting like a chicken?"
Sister: "Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs."
Psychiatrist: "What`s your problem?"
Patient: "I think that I`m a chicken."
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Pappu : miss kya aap murgi ho ?. .
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. Miss : kya bakwass kar rahe ho ? Main tumhe murgi nazar aati hu... ://
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Pappu : to phir aap mere har test mein ande kyun deti ho
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Sardar: mai....
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Sardar: tu gangubai.......
by Hassaan (few years ago!)
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1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakad k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....
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To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
sardar:
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