Ek pathan k pass blank message aya
Ek pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 536 views
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