Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,
Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye
chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time
diya.
2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay
pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'
Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka
talwa hay'
Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar
walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha
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