Molvi aur Halwa

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or
halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 539 views
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